my dream came true

A couple of weekends ago we were shooting a rehearsal fiesta in SoCal…I was looking over the crowd, eying all the characters when all of a sudden a man sent from god entered the party: he had a thick 6 foot beautifully curled mustached. Yes, you read that right. Upon the event that you didn’t already know, mustache/beard art is an incredible thing in my book (way before it was trendy). My heart was racing, my hands were shaking…I was beyond excited to say the least. I thought to myself, “Self, I’m sure he gets gawkers all the time…how can you not with a mustache like that?!? Act cool, act cool.” So, I pretended it was nothing and took photos of some of the non-mustached guests. Then I realized he was wearing a CU Buffs jersey…LIGHT BULB!  A topic of conversation to break the ice without solely focusing on his massive mustache! So, after he got a glass of sangria I nonchalantly said “Great jersey! Are you a CU fan? I’m originally from Boulder.” He wasn’t really a fan but he collected jerseys and his nephew played for CU. So I moved on and went for the kill (aka my chest and face went really red). I said “I’m sure you get this all the time, but your mustache is incredible. I’m a huge fan of mustache art.” Then he pulled out his wallet and showed me a picture of him in the guinness book of world records from years back with his 10 foot (YES! 10 feet) long mustache. Then he showed me a photo of himself before he went on the Johnny Carson show. My jaw dropped. Then, yes, it gets better…all of a sudden he whipped out an extra copy of the photo and gave it to me. I couldn’t focus on taking photos of non-mustached guests. THIS MAN JUST GAVE ME A PHOTO OF HIM WITH HIS MUSTACHE! I was floored, told him it absolutely made my day, and thanked him profusely. This is quite possibly a highlight of my life.

The now highly coveted image…this is a framer, no doubt:

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Author: Ali Carras

At a very young age I lost site of my mom in a local grocery store in Boulder, Colorado. I did, however, have the smarts to go to the customer service counter. The kind woman at the counter asked "What is your name little girl?" My reply: "Assi." The woman gave me a look like, "Are you playing with me you little devil?" but she proceeded to blast on the loudspeaker the "We have a lost Assi at the front of the store." Customers throughout the store gagged and giggled, but my mom knew exactly who the woman was referring to: the mullet haired little girl with a tongue too big for her mouth, wearing a leotard, skirt, tights, and jelly shoes (with florescent green laces in them...even though they didn't need the laces). A shy little character for whom every little detail in life was a huge thing. I am pleased to report that today I am able to fully pronounce Allison (aka Ali), but the Assi pseudonym has always stuck, evolving into Aszi. As for the shy little character for whom every little detail in life was a huge thing? Some things never change. I have closed my comments due to mass amounts of spam that no filter could ever control. Feel free to contact me abeckord [at] gmail.com!

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