home to eat some soft foods

This weekend I’m going home to help celebrate my grandmum’s 90th birthday. She is the remaining matriarch of the Beckord clan so a royal gala is in order. For me it will be an opportunity to eat soft foods with the other 90 year olds at her party while thinking about all the wine and steak Cooper will be enjoying in Argentina. Yes, I’ll be in a church hall while Cooper is in Argentina. Did I mention Cooper will be in Argentina while I am in cold cold Colorado drinking prune juice? Yeah, Cooper is going to Argentina and I am not.

Author: Ali Carras

At a very young age I lost site of my mom in a local grocery store in Boulder, Colorado. I did, however, have the smarts to go to the customer service counter. The kind woman at the counter asked "What is your name little girl?" My reply: "Assi." The woman gave me a look like, "Are you playing with me you little devil?" but she proceeded to blast on the loudspeaker the "We have a lost Assi at the front of the store." Customers throughout the store gagged and giggled, but my mom knew exactly who the woman was referring to: the mullet haired little girl with a tongue too big for her mouth, wearing a leotard, skirt, tights, and jelly shoes (with florescent green laces in them...even though they didn't need the laces). A shy little character for whom every little detail in life was a huge thing. I am pleased to report that today I am able to fully pronounce Allison (aka Ali), but the Assi pseudonym has always stuck, evolving into Aszi. As for the shy little character for whom every little detail in life was a huge thing? Some things never change. I have closed my comments due to mass amounts of spam that no filter could ever control. Feel free to contact me abeckord [at] gmail.com!

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